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| Someone has to rule the universe, may as well be me. |
But first, I must relax. |
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| I'm still relaxing. |
The l33t Mobil3. Chibi-Truck. Yes, the liscense plate says 3VL L33T. |
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| A Sith Master needs his rest you know. |
So, we hire an apprentice to do our dirty work for us. Doesn't Darth Ryo-Ohki just scream terror to you? |
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| Take a closer look at the evil that is Darth Ryo-Ohki! Okay, he's too cute. |
So, I get myself a new Apprentice. Darth Woman. Now that screams absolute Terror. Think about it, Dark Side of the Force on PMS? Goodbye universe. |
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| My apprentice was all cool at being evil, till she did this. And I was left thinking two things. #1 What would Vader do? and #2 If you're gonna lick me, do it lower, girl. |
Instead, I opted to just hide from everyone. |
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| We're best friends, and will be forever, I swear. |
And if not, I will end it like this. Bwa ha ha ha! |
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| Just a little sumpin sumpin to make me look like I can pose. |
So, instead, I posed with l33t G1rl, in our L33t gear we got from MegaTokyo.com. WE look so l33t together, don't ya think? Just look at her looking up to me in admiration... boy that'll never happen again. Who would admire me? |
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| My best friend is really cute. Don't believe me? Look at the next pic. |
See? Told you. |
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| She's looking all sorts of seductive here, this is a great pose. |
If you don't think she looks good here, you must be gay. Unless you're a lesbian, in which case you're totally straight. Cause damn, this babe is a Hottie. |